Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
1/28/09
1/21/09
A-Z story (future)
A few hundred years in the future, there was this guy named Bruce.
Bruce had a floating car which was normal for the people in those days, the year was 3023.
Cars were not very expensive and ran on water.
Diesel and unleaded were a thing of the past.
Even though it was a thing of the past some people still used it.
Free cars were given to hobo's, which was kind of scary.
Going down the road Bruce sees one of the hobo's and decides to mess with him.
Hobo's are not good drivers at all, so this was the wrong move.
It was a free car that the hobo had so he was not afraid to mess it up.
John was his name, but he really never talked to anyone.
Kangaroos were hopping in front of the road and John barely missed him, just bumping the kangaroo.
Limping away the kangaroo was alright.
Miniscule movement going on down the road Bruce was still scaring the hobo, but the hobo decided to leave.
Not knowing that the hobo left, Bruce kept swerving the car.
Only to run into a pole on the side of the road.
Prevailing from the crash he got up not even hurt.
Quite weird he was quirking from the crash.
Regaining his knowledge of his awkwardness, he was stupefied that he survived.
Since he was back on his feet he walked back to his house and got his other car.
Treating his wounds from the crash he was healing.
Under his house he had a billion dollars in his money, that he stole from the banks.
Very rich he could just buy as many cars as he wanted.
While he was driving down the road to buy another car he was the hobo.
Xactly who he needed to talk to and tell him about the crash.
"You made me crash because I was messing with you and I ran into a pole."
"Zoo animals got out of the zoo so I had to go and put them back in", the hobo said.
Oh okay that's cool. And they became friends. The End
Bruce had a floating car which was normal for the people in those days, the year was 3023.
Cars were not very expensive and ran on water.
Diesel and unleaded were a thing of the past.
Even though it was a thing of the past some people still used it.
Free cars were given to hobo's, which was kind of scary.
Going down the road Bruce sees one of the hobo's and decides to mess with him.
Hobo's are not good drivers at all, so this was the wrong move.
It was a free car that the hobo had so he was not afraid to mess it up.
John was his name, but he really never talked to anyone.
Kangaroos were hopping in front of the road and John barely missed him, just bumping the kangaroo.
Limping away the kangaroo was alright.
Miniscule movement going on down the road Bruce was still scaring the hobo, but the hobo decided to leave.
Not knowing that the hobo left, Bruce kept swerving the car.
Only to run into a pole on the side of the road.
Prevailing from the crash he got up not even hurt.
Quite weird he was quirking from the crash.
Regaining his knowledge of his awkwardness, he was stupefied that he survived.
Since he was back on his feet he walked back to his house and got his other car.
Treating his wounds from the crash he was healing.
Under his house he had a billion dollars in his money, that he stole from the banks.
Very rich he could just buy as many cars as he wanted.
While he was driving down the road to buy another car he was the hobo.
Xactly who he needed to talk to and tell him about the crash.
"You made me crash because I was messing with you and I ran into a pole."
"Zoo animals got out of the zoo so I had to go and put them back in", the hobo said.
Oh okay that's cool. And they became friends. The End
1/13/09
Dog Story
Hello, I'm a stray dog, but you can call me Gabe. I live in a big town in New York. Roaming the streets is what I do.
I don't know when the last time I ate a real meal. I usually just go to a trashcan and find some crumbs. I have to move from house to house because nobody will let me stay. I'm to afraid to encounter a person because I don't want to get caught by the dog catcher. That would be a good thing, I mean it would give me a real meal. But I just can't take it living in a little cage. I would rather be free. I seen a buddy of mine the other day, he got adopted. He was walking with his owners, with a fancy leash and collar. He is full husky I guess, I don't know what I am. I'm different kinds of breeds. I had an owner at one time but he past away. So I was forgotten. Now I just roam the streets trying to stay alive. Its hard, I live in a box in some dark alley. It's pretty neat because the box is huge. Must have been from a big screen t.v. or something like that. I wish I had some food. I would not care if it was that hard food.
Well its getting dark so I better get moving if I'm gonna make it back to my house in time. You heard my story, so now I hope you feel a little different about stray dogs. Its a hard life, well have a nice day.
12/4/08
Christmas
For Christmas I won't be able to spend time with my dad. So it's not going to be a very fun Christmas. Also I won't be getting much this year, but its the thought that counts. I'm ready for Christmas to hurry up and get here. I can't wait till it's here so I can open my presents.
11/7/08
LITTLE BOY
There once was a boy that always got picked on. Well this boy didn't like getting picked on so he started lifting weights. He was very weak so he didn't lift much weight. The most he lifted was like 50 lbs. But as he lifted each and every day he gradually got stronger, and stronger, and stronger. 4 months later he was working out with 300 lbs. He wasn't the weak little boy that he used to be now he was big and buff. He started picking on little kids that were weaker than him. He was becoming the bully that picked on him when he was weak. So he started helping little kids out that got bullied and grew up to become a body guard. THE END!
10/29/08
Halloween Costume
I think they are making to big of a deal about this. They need to just unban the Halloween Costumes and let people wear what they choose to wear or even tell them that it has to be school appropriate. If the school board does not like it then they can just tell the kid to take it off. Banning Halloween Costumes is just plain ridiculous.
10/15/08
Bonfire response
Well I really don't care if there is a bonfire or not because I'm on JV. That means that I play Thursday and the bonfire is the same day. So I really don't get to see it so its not my problem. But when I'm a senior I'll be pretty angry if we don't get to have a bonfire. But if we have something better than that ill be pretty happy to.
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